Win A Signed Advance Copy of Calm the F*ck Down: the Only Parenting Technique You’ll Ever Need! By Author and Parenting Blogger David Vienna

CTFD Giveaway

Based on the post that spread like internet wildfire, Calm the F*ck Down by parenting blogger David Vienna is for new parents who desperately need a chill pill. (It’s the perfect parenting book for the helicopter parent in our lives we all know and loathe.)

Calm the F*ck Down confronts issues moms and dads typically stress about. Blending authoritative and humorous in equal parts (and actual advice from experts), the book shows that common sense can get you through most parenting dilemmas. Plus, it has pictures! This funny parenting book won’t be available until February. But . .  .

We’re giving away 5 advance copies signed by David! We’re also throwing in $25 to spend at Knock Knock for kicks.

How to enter: Use the Rafflecopter form below to complete your entry. We’ll contact winners via email. The giveaway closes Wednesday, January 28 at 11:59 p.m. Good luck!

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In the meantime, check out David’s parenting blog, The Daddy Complex.

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  1. wow! I would love to read this book. I do not usually swear, because I sound hilarious….however, last week, I sounded like a sailor! Lol!

    — Susan on
  2. if I don’t get this I will shake myself till I stop crying!

    — Patrick kirby on
  3. I can’t wait to read the book!

    — Susan Carmichael on
  4. I want it, give it to me! My husband, myself and our daughter can all be hot heads, I think we all need to read this (let’s make story time more colorful, eh)

    — Amylee on
  5. So eXcited to read the book! Totally believe in this Philosophy!

    — Alison Halfon on
  6. Proud to have been in the audience for the very first time Calm the F*ck Down down hit the blog.

    — Ali hart on
  7. Can’t wait for this!

    — Krista Clark on
  8. Make me a winner!

    — Glen Starkey on
  9. Anxious to read your book. Love watching the boys grow up. Thanks for all the postings and pics.

    — Ann Collins Kapple on
  10. Looks like a good book for . . . ummmm, everything!!

    — Nadia on
  11. Can’t wait to read it!

    — Ana Creps on
  12. I need to learn the art of CTFD, because I am never calm with my herd of kids! Does this book come with a hole in the middle that hides a flask? That’d be great.

    — Stephanie on
  13. So proud of you! Personally I wish 4 kids on everyone! Especially twins!

    — Erin Kelly Breeden on
  14. Calm the F*ck Down!! … Haha… I pretty much say it every day.

    — Anna on
  15. Can’t wait to read this!

    — cindy on
  16. Amen, a much needed voice of reason in this rollercoaster called parenthood.

    — Christina Lang on
  17. Perhaps this will help me survive life with three boys, yikes!!!

    — Mary Ellen Cowhey on

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