A Poem for Valentine’s Day It's Our "Something for Nothing" Feature!

First things first, a universal tip: today would be a good day to utilize our Why I Must Have Sex With You Pad (or maybe our Paper Pickup Nifty Notes?).

Also, if you still owe a post-Valentine’s Day gift, check out our evergreen ideas here.

But for a quick freebie, send this along to your beau:

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