Disclaimer: We Cannot Be Held Responsible For What You Write in Plumb Notebooks

Breaking news, circa 2007: We are all for creative procrastination at work, but maybe it would be better to learn shorthand first so your boss doesn’t know what you’re writing about, unlike this woman who got fired for keeping a journal at work about all the ways she was acting like she was busy but really not doing anything.

By the way, did you know the internet is a great place for shorthand devotees to congregate? If you are curious, I can think of no better place to start than this post about pigeons in the park, along with shorthand translations:shorthand