. . . Get lucky with these items instead1:
3. Drinks Are on Me Indelicate Doily Coasters
And if we dare exercise a double entendre, you can “get lucky” with our Paper Pickup Nifty Note, Why I Must Get Drunk With You Pad, and Pickups and Come-Ons for All Occasions book as well.
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1. These items don’t necessarily possess magical powers that’ll bring you instant luck. However, these products will induce moments of amusement and potential high-fives, while enhancing your life in a subtle way. Plus, each item is dominantly green and seemed optimally suitable for a St. Patrick’s Day post. So, you are welcome.