Bloomberg Politics Features Knock Knock’s Lines For All Occasions A Patriot’s Gift Guide

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Check out the Flattery and Faint Praise for All Occasions and Guilt Trips and Mind Games for All Occasions books featured in Bloomberg Politics’ roundup of “a patriot’s gift guide” as “pocket-sized primers for the less-tenured Washingtonian.”

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Matt Katzenson of Fine Lines Talks 10 Years With Knock Knock Flotsam & Jetsam

Matt Katzenson, CEO of Fine Lines Company and a longtime friend of Knock Knock, wrote this piece. His company became one of our rep groups early on and works, to this day, distributing our product wholesale to retailers. We’re treating this post as an indication that a certain someone already has his tenth-anniversary party hat on, making us feel oh-so …

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Come One, Come All: It’s Time To Get Toasted! Tell Us Your Terrible Toast & Win Knock Knock Stuff!

  Hear ye, hear ye. We would like to propose a toast . . . to toasting! This ancient practice is not only one of mankind’s all-time greatest excuses for drinking, it’s also the subject of our newest book, Toasted: The Civilized (and Uncivilized) Guide to Raising Your Glass. I absolutely loved working on this book. Not only did it …

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The Winner of Our “Cliché” One-Liner Contest Whose Tweet Won This Week?

For this week’s one-liner, we asked you Tweet us your favorite cliché or platitudes in the same vein as our Lines for All Occasions’ book. Thank you to everyone who entered! We had to pick this original platitude because, well, we love pie (as well as pi): Congrats, Jess! We’ll be contacting you shortly so you can redeem your $15 …

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Tweet Us Your One-Liners! You Could Win $15 Worth of Knock Knock Stuff!

If you’ve read any of our Lines for All Occasions books, you know we can churn out witticisms for every life situation. So, to celebrate our tenth anniversary, we wanted to turn the tables. Starting today and spanning the next four weeks, we want you to Tweet us your witty lines! Each week has a theme based on Lines for …

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