Funny Stuff

If Knock Knockers Ruled the World Our First Order of Business Would Be . . .

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“My first order of business would be to make the standard workweek four days instead of five, because honestly, who wants to work five days a week?” —Elyse, manufacturing director

Presidents’ Day celebrates the respected minds that molded our country into what it is today. And hey, one president in particular may even win an Oscar® this year! As admirable as these leaders are, we pondered what the country would be like if Knock Knockers graced the faces of Mount Rushmore instead. So members of the Knock Knock team put …

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The Winner of Our “Best Cereal of All Time” Giveaway! Which Cereal Trumps All?

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Thanks to everyone that submitted an entry for this contest! Whoa, do you people love cereal. It feels good to know we’re in good company. Without further adieu, the winner of the “Best Cereal of All Time” giveaway is . . . Bree Dinsmore of South Carolina! Congrats, Bree. The “Deck-out Your Desk” kit is yours! ——————– So, which cereal …

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Meet Your Fellow FOKKer, Ariana! Friendly Friday

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We’re number one fans of our fans. (We’re sure you know how much you contribute to our existence.) So we want to thank you all with a column dedicated to you: “Friendly Fridays”! Once a month, we will be featuring a certain friend and their Knock Knock stuff-related stories. Literature and writing, in general, would be—dare we say—less impactful without …

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Meet Your Fellow FOKKer, Kate! FOKKer Friday

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We’re number one fans of our fans. (We’re sure you know how much you contribute to our existence.) So we want to thank you all with a column dedicated to you: “FOKKer Fridays”! Once a month, we will be featuring a certain FOKKer and their Knock Knock stuff-related stories. When people go above and beyond our expectations, it feels as …

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Don’t Mess With Alexis . . . How to Prank a Prankster

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. . . Or she will rain vengeance on you—using plastic wrap. You may recall the “office rat” that our operations team enjoys placing in random areas around the office, like the bathroom, candy bucket, inside people’s belongings. (They also love pranking in general. Remember this bit?) Anyways, last week, on our former designer Alexis’s last day, our director of …

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