For this week’s one-liner, we asked you Tweet us your favorite cliché or platitudes in the same vein as our Lines for All Occasions’ book. Thank you to everyone who entered!
We had to pick this original platitude because, well, we love pie (as well as pi):

Congrats, Jess! We’ll be contacting you shortly so you can redeem your $15 worth of stuff!
Other favorites around the office:


Stay tuned for next week’s one-liner contest theme . . . pickups and come-ons!