Tweet Us Your One-Liners! You Could Win $15 Worth of Knock Knock Stuff!

If you’ve read any of our Lines for All Occasions books, you know we can churn out witticisms for every life situation. So, to celebrate our tenth anniversary, we wanted to turn the tables.

Starting today and spanning the next four weeks, we want you to Tweet us your witty lines! Each week has a theme based on Lines for All Occasions titles:

Week one (10/15-10/18): Insults and comebacks

Week two (10/22-10/25): Pep talks and picker-uppers

Week three (10/29-11/1): Clichés and platitudes

Week four (11/5-11/8): Pickups and come-ons

We’ll share our favorite lines at the end of each week, and choose one lucky winner to receive $15 worth of Knock Knock stuff.

To enter:

  1. Read the official rules page for this contest.
  2. Follow @Knockknock, then Tweet a one-liner interpreting that week’s theme to @Knockknock.
  3. Use hashtag #KnockKnock10 in your submission. (Keep in mind Twitter’s 140 character limit!

Be sure to check back on the blog each Friday to see if your line made rounds in the Knock Knock office. Now get to Tweeting, peeps.