FREE VALENTINE’S DAY RELEASE FROM KNOCK KNOCK THE CONTRACT TO RID YOU OF FORCED ROMANTICISM

Ahh, Valentine’s Day! It’s a day filled with chocolates, super-sized stuffed animals, and funny gifts explaining all your mushy feelings for one another. It’s pressuring work—from the high expectations to make it the best day ever to succumbing to those three little words—and we’ve all been there.

Well now you can sit back, and spare your credit card that unnecessary order of five-dozen roses because we officially release you from the Cupid-driven activities of Valentine’s Day. Whew! Download and print our Valentine’s Day Release and rid yourself of all forced romanticism—just sign, “Share,” and breathe a sigh of relief. It better than printable Valentines cards out there. Oh, and be sure to keep the chocolate.