And the April Blog Contest Winners Are . . . The Results of Our Tax Day Haiku Contest

Phew—we’re happy tax season is officially over. As our head honcho wrote in a comment, all of your Tax Day haikus were excellent. We’re not sure if you put in extra effort because it’s National Poetry Writing Month, you’re all wordsmiths, or you all just really wanted free stuff. Consequently, it was so hard to choose just five. So hard. …

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April’s Contest: A Tax Day Haiku Win A Knock Knock Money Receiptables!

Tax season is almost at a close, however we’re sure a handful of you are still scurrying to submit your returns. It’s a snore dealing with the paper work, but we’ve heard tax evasion isn’t “in” these days. Those of you calculating deductions last minute should take a break, wind down, and channel your aggravation into a haiku. For April’s …

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Meet Your Fellow FOKKer, Jen! Friendly Friday

We’re number one fans of our fans. (We’re sure you know how much you contribute to our existence.) So we want to thank you all with a column dedicated to you: “Friendly Fridays”! Once a month, we will be featuring a certain friend and their Knock Knock stuff-related stories. Twitter convos with friends of Knock Knock delight us during the …

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And the March Blog Contest Winner Is . . . The Results of Our Counting Pills Contest

We assume you guys must love guessing games, since over the last two weeks we received nearly 300 entries for this contest. Now, you must be itching to find out what the exact number is. Here’s a clue . . . 567 Fucked Up Pill Erasers! Sorry, we couldn’t contain our own excitement. But yes, there were 567 erasers in …

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What A Lovely FOKKing Present! Friendly Friday

We’re number one fans of our fans. (We’re sure you know how much you contribute to our existence.) So we want to thank you all with a column dedicated to you: “Friendly Fridays”! Once a month, we will be featuring a certain friend and their Knock Knock stuff-related stories. Earlier this month, we had an impromptu blog contest to celebrate …

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