Ultimate Ping-Pong Championship of Knock Knock The Grand Champion Is . . .

Killerspin. The competition was fierce. Sort of. (Thanks to our editor-at-large, Jamie, for this pic!)

We didn’t realize how competitive our Knock Knock team was until we started our company-wide “Ultimate Ping-Pong Championship,” aka “U.P.C.O.K.K.” (Yes, we did purposefully name it that just so we could use the acronym; and yes, the acronym does still make us giggle like little schoolgirls when we say it aloud.) We started the tournament in mid-February and ended it …

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Did You Know Kenny G Works At Knock Knock? Really, He Does!

Check out these blazers and manes—uncanny!

Okay, it’s riddle time: one of these handsome beasts is hip saxophonist, Kenny G. The other more-fiery-handsome beast, is our national sales manager, Lonnie B., taken about twenty years ago, with curly locks bouncing to and fro. (The latter’s birthday happens to be this week!) Who is who? Stumped? We are too. So let’s assume this is the same person. Thanks …

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Take A Trip to China in Knock Knock Fashion Knock Knockers’ Latest Trip Overseas

Elyse working. Or at least, she manipulated this photo to make it look as if she was.

Our manufacturing director, Elyse, and our president, Jim, have traveled together to China several times now and have come up with a pretty standard formula for these business trips. Wanna feel like you’re on a Knock Knock biz trip? Here’s the protocol: 1. Always sit as far away as possible from each other on the plane in order to avoid embarrassing …

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Introducing: Sticky Moments by Knock Knock! What’s Your WTF Moment?

We believe life is full of sticky moments—from the intriguing to the absurd. Hence our new endeavor, Sticky Moments by Knock Knock! We’re building a gallery of submissions from fans like you, because we all know you’re chock-full of these particular moments and we would like to spread the funny. Our most popular Sticky Note, the WTF Sticky, leads us …

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If Knock Knockers Ruled the World Our First Order of Business Would Be . . .

“My first order of business would be to make the standard workweek four days instead of five, because honestly, who wants to work five days a week?” —Elyse, manufacturing director

Presidents’ Day celebrates the respected minds that molded our country into what it is today. And hey, one president in particular may even win an Oscar® this year! As admirable as these leaders are, we pondered what the country would be like if Knock Knockers graced the faces of Mount Rushmore instead. So members of the Knock Knock team put …

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